Luckily, Tom Cruise has explained it all so thoroughly and eloquently here:
You're absolutely right Tom! It is rough and tumble, wild and wooly.
As of this moment, I would like to announce my conversion to Scientology.
I'm a born-again Scientologist, if you will.
Please, feel free to ask questions. I'd love to share my extensive knowledge** on the subject.
I'm a born-again Scientologist, if you will.
Please, feel free to ask questions. I'd love to share my extensive knowledge** on the subject.
*wondered=don't give a flying fuck
**based entirely on this nine minute video, of course.
**based entirely on this nine minute video, of course.
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