Example #2 (Of Why This Breakup Is Working For Me)

Yeah, remember what I said yesterday? Ummm, you guys can just go and scratch that. I mean, it's still true and all, but last night, while dropping my movies back at the video store and getting us Chinese food for dinner, he also picked up these:



And as a thank you, I did NOT bleed all over his side of the bed last night.

God knows I love this man. Which is why every time I use a tampon today I'll be thinking about how much I really want to just squeeze his ass cheeks and nibble on his penis ear. And how sad it is that I have to wait 5-7 days to do it.