Darwin's Theories In Practice

"Is that a cold sore?"

"Nope."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes."

"Well what is it?"

"That's what happens when you try to use cream hair removers to get rid of your girl mustache."

"Why the hell'd you do that?"

"I thought it'd be less painful than waxing."

"Was it?"

"It burned through my skin and made me bleed. It's been three days and I still can't move my lips."

"So no?"

"No."