The Gospel, According To Jacquai

Reads: I'm messy when I eat ice cream. I'm hungry I want ice cream.
I want ice cream because it is god.

And that bald peachy person with the purple body and black nipples, eating god with him? Yup, that's me.

Disclaimer: The Kid really meant to write good, not god. It's only I who thinks that ice cream is god. Specifically chocolate ice cream with cookie dough pieces in it.