A Time In His Life He'd Rather Forget

"Look mom I have a nimple."

"A what?"

"A nimple. Right here on my cheek."

"A dimple?"

"Nooooooo."

"A nipple?"

"A NIM-ple."

"You definitely mean a dimple."

"Oh...well what's a nimple?

"I'd say it's a word you just made up that sounds like a cross between dimple and nipple."

"What's a nipple?"

"You know, the things you sucked on, bit, fondled drank from for the first year of your life."

"Ugghhh MOM! I told you I never want to talk about that again."