November 20, 2007: Lesson Of The Day

Lesson Of The Day: If, while eating a chicken sandwich at a popular family style restaurant you find a hair on your plate that looks like it could only have come off of a penis and you’re so digusted that when the waitress asks if you want her to bring a new sandwich, you, who is so cheap that NEVER once in your life have you denied free food, say “No thank you, just a barf bag please” and vow to never eat there again, but then forget because really, you have the memory of a dumb puppy and not only do you come back to the offending restaurant a few weeks later but then order the same sandwich, well, you can’t really be surprised when history repeats itself can you?