2.29.2008

What Happens After You Spend 2 Weeks Trying To Eat Strictly According To The USDA Food Pyramid

Do you want anything from the store?

Yeah, candy.

Candy? What happened to all the candy I brought you two nights ago?

Huh? Oh you mean the two bags of gummy bears, the extra large Twix bar, the king sized Reeses Fast Break bar, and two bags of sour gummy bears?

Yeah, those.

I ate them.