And Then He Landed A Perfect Triple Axel

The Kid and his grandfather got matching hockey skates, pucks and sticks for Christmas. However, they had nowhere to ice skate. So the only reasonable solution was for grandfather to build an ice skating rink in our backyard. That way, mother nature willing, they can skate whenever they damn well please.

Ice Skating
My poor kid has no chance whatsoever of growing up to be normal.